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I have a FATALFAME FETUS, do you?
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I thought I'd give you all one of my classic posts!
:?: [b]CAPTAIN'S BLOG STARDATE: 104111.16[/b] I believe in a strong connection between body and mind. That's why when I saw this article I had to read on with a burning anticipation worthy of hell! "Boost your I.Q. with a toilet paper tube." A study was conducted were claims were made that a boost to your I.Q. of 15 to 20 points is possible by taping a toilet paper tube to the middle of your forehead! YES, finally I will be getting the respect I deserve. You see, the tube is placed just above your nose, right over the illustrious "THIRD EYE." The tube then creates a tornado like vortex that draws ambient atmospheric energies into the brain. According to the article, you can get results in two to three weeks by wearing the tube out-doors for as little as seven hours per day.--------Now I know what you're asking, where did I get the toilet paper tube? Guess what, you can get the tube right in your own home for free. My comrades at work thought ill of the idea, but the fact of the matter, sales have gone up 8%---Plus the newsletter, with picture, I might add, was a smashing sucess across the United States. I estimate that if I double the daily recommended allowance of the tube, (not yet endorsed by the F.D.A) I will have cured cancer by June....and that stupid riddle about the midget in the elevator! :END LOG ENTRY :?:
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