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I have a FATALFAME FETUS, do you?
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HERE'S A CLASSIC POST
[b]CAPTAIN'S BLOG STARDATE: 104137.12[/b]
Downstairs in my Grandma's house is the ultimate shower head. This prized jewel of Salt Lake, crafted in the 60's, has such amazing water pressure that it is exquisite utter joy to experience this thing. Well a couple weeks ago, I was in the mood for this nice long relaxing shower. After I washed myself and was squeaky clean, I noticed in the basket of shower goodies a product known as NAIR. Lets face it people, I'm a just a guy, a regular guy. I've never really dealt with such products that promise total hair removal in four minutes.....without shaving no less. All one has to do is spray it on the hair, then sit and ponder modern science at work. Well, to make a long story short, I decided to use it on the small patch of chest hair I have..............as well as my nipples. Four minutes went by and I wiped off the hair with a simple wash cloth, thinking that this was the coolest thing I had seen in months. Not but ten minutes later, my poor little nipples were fire engine red and so sensitive that the mere touch of clothing sent pain chills through my body arching my back and raising the hiars on the back of my neck. Concerned I reread the directions which didn't say anything about applying it to these specail places....until the very last line on the bottle....DO NOT APPLY TO NIPPLES OR GROIN AREA! OOOOOUCH! Why on earth wasn't that the first warning on the label. How lucky am I that I wasn't super curious as to expose other things to this NAIR stuff. Anyway, 2 weeks went by and finally my little guys are out of the woods. meaning they aren't all..........well, I'll spare you guys the graphic details and charming visuals that for sure would have popped in your heads!
TOODLES!!! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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